Jack’s Takes: A Completely Unique Experience

Hello! It’s Jack, here to give my take on a media relic from the distant past (the 1970s).

Do bullfighting, cutting down trees, archery come to mind when thinking of things to do while drinking malt liquor? They don’t for me (I haven’t even done any of these activities sober), but what do I know?

As misguided as it is to do extreme sports while drinking, I admire this guy for his various interests! He makes the Dos Equis guy look agoraphobic in comparison.

Anyway, based on my observations, here is the moral of the story: as long as you have a can of malt liquor on your person, you are invincible. Only God himself can strike you down.